Cissy Houston plans to yoddle for filth in tribute

If you find yourself wondering what is legendary blues/gospel singer and mother of the late Whitney Houston, Cissy, is doing you can find her at the nearest Newark baptist church. Probably somewhere between a garbage dump and funeral parlor, Mother Houston is meticulously going over some scales and coughing out some rasp in preparation for a tribute for the ages in honor of dear Nippy at the upcoming BET Awards.
Behind a book deal and reality show in the works, the legendary house of Houston didn't drag their feet to make the most of a trying time. Now Cissy plans to slide into the spotlight with her best rhinestone cape while hitting her best C-sharp alongside, let BET tell it, "a few top divas".
Wondering who these supposed divas are? Well BET is pretty tight lipped about their identities since the tribute has not officially been announced. But considering the networks history, we'll be lucky if it is Chante Moore and Monifah, oh and Nicki Minaj for the young folk.
Anyway, like many of you, I'll be tuned in on July 1st to see how this tribute comes together. So far, the tributes to The Voice left me a little high and dry. C'mon BET, try to do something right!