Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Lady Gaga as A Man!


Lady Gaga poses as what I first thought was a tribute to Michael Jackson circa "Billy Jean". Turns out it was apart of a spread to be featured in an upcoming issue of Japanese Vogue. She pulls of Italian trade rather well doesn't she? 

Friday, June 25, 2010

Fannie's New Video "Bittersweet"

What ya'll think? My take: hasn't the lounge singer thing been done? I really like the song but they coulda made Fantasia more visually appealing: although that may be hard to do....

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Preview Fantasia's "Back To Me"


Preview Fanny's 3rd album that has now been pushed back to release on August 10th. I do agree with Fantasia's observation from her show "Fantasia For Real", "Move On Me" does deserve single treatment! Overall, seems like a solid effort. Will you be buying?

Monday, June 21, 2010

Kelly: A Desperate Fag-Hag or Breakout Star of 2010



So I peeped Kelly's new video, "Commander" and I must say...... this bitch tried it. And I don't mean it in a good way. I'm not sure why everyone is jumping on this bandwagon and making their videos so stereotypically gay. I mean, the sub-par voguing? Seriously Kelly? So you think a couple of blinking lights and a latex swimsuit was really going to make the girls gag? UGH! Don't get me wrong, I am rooting for Michelle, Kelly, but a bitch becomes grand when they provide an element of unique artistry. See Lady Gaga. Hopefully Kelly will give me PERFORMANCE and maybe then the girls will check for her. Until then, this video gets a HAVA-SEAT!


A bitch is serving in her new promotional pix tho! Alright for Lion Queen realness!


Tell me what ya'll think!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Hava-Seat Video Blog Series: Let's Talk About It! Take 1



The Church & The Queen

Why Are You So Late?: Doing too much on social networking sites.

Hey Boo!: KCJ & B.O.B.s

No Destiny's Child Reunion?: Ms. Kelly Rowland Sets the Record Straight.

Kelly sits down with infamous blogger, Miss Perez Hilton to talk about her upcoming project and the truth behind the Destiny's Child reunion. Peep the video below.


Well there you have it. Looks like there is still some hope left for DC3 fans. But it is debatable whether it will be under a Matthew Knowles regime. If an issue, I can't really see Beyoncé willing to sidestep her father in order to pursue another Destiny's Child project. Her allegiance to him has been very evident through the years. What do you all think?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Tuesday's Read: Me and Miss Elijah!

Based on a true exchange with my Chicago good Judy! LOL! 

Prince - 2010 BET Lifetime Achievement recipient.

With 7 Grammy Awards, an Academy Award, and a Golden Globe, the 52-year-old is being inducted as BET's 2010 Lifetime Achievement honoree at this year's BET awards. No word on who will be paying tribute to him this year. Any suggestions? This year's ceremony will be hosted by Queen Latifah on June 27th. 

How late will you be thanking Drake?

Today is the day. The highly anticipated full album by rap/singing sensation Drake is releasing today. Will you be buying? 


Listen here to it here to decide : http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/album/Thank+Me+Later/3437799

Christina is not herself tonight, she's a bulldagger! :-/

"My husband knows that I get into girls, " says the former dirty Christina Aguilera to Out magazine. "My husband and I check in with each other, but I definitely love women. I think they're more attractive to the naked eye." I guess Chris forgot that NOBODY CARES. This was evident when both her and Britney Spears lip locked with Madonna and forgot that she was even there. Poor Christina, with her album set to go aluminum, I suppose she'll reach at anything to get attention. A little ironic though, how she keeps parading around saying she's not Lady Gaga yet her latest effort seems to be influenced by the reinvention of the dance craze created by Gaga dominance and now they share an affinity for cooch. HAVA-SEAT Christina! How about you go work on being original and think about how you first came to be on the charts in the first place. It has to be tiring to be trying to live in the shadow of Britney and now Gaga. Baby, nobody ain't checking for you shapeshiftin azz. I still have hope for you because I think you are talented, but girl..... I think you were were on to something during you "Stripped" days.... At least somebody gave a damn then (even though you looked like your pussy stank).

Monday, June 14, 2010

Big wins at the Tony's & Raquel still shits....

Denzel Washington and Viola Davis win big at the Tony Awards last night held at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Both won best actor/actress for their portrayal as husband and wife in the Broadway revival, Fences“My mother always says, man gives the award, God gives the reward. I guess I got both tonight,” said Washington as he accepted his first Tony. At 55, I have to hand it to Denzella, I live for the fact that he remains consummate in the craft of acting. I also live for Ms. Viola who I think is the new Angela Bassett (where is that overacting cunt these days) as she boo-hooed through her acceptance speech. Fela! (my favorite Broadway production) won big too as it snatched up awards for Best Costume Design of a Musical, Best Sound Design of a Musical and Best Choreography. As Bill T. Jones, choreographer of Fela!, ran his nearly 60-year-old chiseled shape to accept his award, he thanked his 'lovah' who was sitting pooched up in a "Gandhi gown". I especially got life off of Grand Bitch Raquel Welch who is still letting the young girls have it! Beyowulf only wishes that she looks that good at 70 (that pussy may be 65, i dunno), as Miss Welch fiercely fumbled through her awards presentation. However, although Miss Bitch's head moved, her hair didn't. 
Overall it was a good night, although I wish the Tony's blessed Fela! with awards in acting, all in all it was a good watch. Newly outed queen Sean Hayes (gasp) was a hoot too as she gimmicked her way through the ceremony as hostess. 

Fantasia's return with "Back To Me"

Clearly in reference to what she says is a "return to soul singing" Fantasia readies her return to the music scene with "Back To Me" which hits stores July 27th. The album boasts contributions from Carlos "Los Da Mystro" McKinney and Rico Love, Chris "Tricky" Stewart, Novel, Jim Jonsin and Claude Kelly, Cee-Lo, John Legend, and Missy Elliot. Here's the track listing: 
1. I’m Doin’ Me
2. Bittersweet
3. Man of the House
4. Who’s Been Lovin’ You
5. Collard Greens & Cornbread
6. Teach Me
7. Move On Me
8. Trust Him
9. The Thrill Is Gone (Ft. Cee-Lo)
10. Falling In Love Tonight
11. Even Angels
12. I’m Here (From The Color Purple Musical)

I'm personally excited for Fannie's return. I was a bit worried from the soft reception of the once official single "Even Angels" but it's replacement "Bittersweet" definitely is more in the vein of Fantasia's soulful stomping grounds. Also "I'm Here" from The Color Purple Musical and  "Move on Me" previewed on her reality show, "Fantasia For Real", are tracks I look forward to hearing as well. Having used to turning on the radio and it being saturated with mundane uninspiring "singers" and lyrical content, it is refreshing to see Ms. Barrino back on the block singing from her gut while rocking her signature sweaty asymmetrical bang piece. Oh, just to hear her raspy yelp of "Here We Go!" one more time as she always does before a song will send tingles down my spine.

In case you haven't heard Fantasia's first single, "Bittersweet" here's a live performance from American Idol.





Are you all ready for Fantasia's return?

Janet on the set of new movie | Mariah's replacement.


So I know you all have heard that Janet along with an all-star cast of Whoopi Goldberg, Phylicia Rashad, Macy Gray, Kerry Washington, Mariah Carey is filming "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf". How do you all feel about her look for the movie? When I first saw this, I thought for the first time, the ageless siren actually looked closer to her age. I'm not sure how I feel about the Claire Huxtable box cut but it'll be interesting to see this one. It has been reported that emaciated actress, Thandie Newton (who could fool someone as Zoe Saldana's older sister) will replace Ms. Mariah as rumors swirl that her old hips finally got knocked up. I have to admit though, I would have been more interested to see Nick's babysitter as she had done a commendable job in her role in Precious. The film will be based on Ntozake Shange's 1975 play. That title is a bit long and much though don't you think?


Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Feature!: Fela! Original Broadway Musical



If you ever get a chance to go to New York, this is a must see production. The music, the dancing, the live atmosphere. It is a religious experience.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Hava-Seat's New Theme Song!


It's official, we have a new theme song....

Whitney: No Voice & A Fatty?!?

So not only is my girl Whitney faltering when it comes to her vocals, she now is a shape shifter! Is this a Whitney doppleganger? What is going on? And you would think the weight gain would help them vocals cuz you know the stereotype, "That fat bitch can blow!" But it seems it has skipped over Ms. Queen-of-the-Rasp. Come on Nippy, if you can't give us vocals, at least give us shape. You are really loosing it Ms. Thing. Heading the Aretha-ville are we? And to think, you said that "I will never be fat!". LIES! HAVA-SEAT! 

Friday, June 4, 2010

Ms. Usher-Raymond is really serving in this performance of OMG

I'm not mad at Usher at all for this. It's nice to see a performer actually sing live and give you a show with some hot choreography. No tea, no shade on this at all. 

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Style Spotlight: I Can Dig It! - Cameo "Lucky" Evisu

Whether it's Bar Louie, Magnolias, Complex. or Applebees on a Tuesday for that two for $20, you can't help but immediately notice the style of Mr. Cameo "Lucky" Evisu. In a sea of over-sized tees and sagging skinny jeans, Lucky gives you a style that is reminiscent of Harlem Renaissance hey-day. "I describe my style as the Thee C's: clean, classic, and chic." Inspired by America's favorite designer, Ralph Lauren, the twenty-year-old definitely keeps sophistication in his stride. From a classic fitted dress shirt to his spiffy and shiny loafers that always seems to complete the look, there is no doubt that Lucky knows how to navigate his closet. He confesses that most of his shopping is done at H&M, Urban Outfitters, Blues/Sole, Iam Boutique, Macy's, Dillards, J-Crew, and Nordstroms which reveals a recipe for an urban gentlemen. Hailing from the fierce house of Evisu, Lucky masters his category of Butchqueen European Runway within the ball scene as he remains the bitch to beat. For now, he has his sights set on returning to Howard University where he plans to major in Public Relations with a minor in fashion and eventually own a PR firm. 



Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Boondocks... do they go 2 far?

With the excessive use of "nigga" and ignorance displayed, does Boondocks go 2 far to you? I mean really, I can appreciate the social consciousness of it but at what cost? Black people aren't the only ones watching this. How does this paint the picture of what the African-American experience is like? I'm not saying that at times, Aaron McGruder (creator of Boondocks) is not on to something. I think the that the tomfoolery that happens in Black culture needs to be exposed. But is there no boundary in this plight? What do you think?