Before the comeback, its time for your free reading Mariah

It's hard trying to follow up behind a comeback record that was Emancipation of Mimi. E=MC2 and Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel proved that when they couldn't quite measure up to the aforementioned. No worries for all the little "Lambs" out there cuz Mariah Carey isn't finished yet. With pictures popping up on the blogs of her in the studio and Twitter teases of material coming soon, the Carey camp is planning a chart assault that will make you regret you doubted her shape-shifting shape to begin with.
But let's be honest. The nursery rhymes found in tracks lifted from her last two albums did prompt a slow eye roll. However, I will say that the production element was still strong. Considering that Mariah is nestling in her 40s and entering what other divas would consider legendary phase, it is really time for Mrs. Nick Cannon to put down the school yard antics.
Being a mother, wife, and now elder statesmen in divadom; I believe it is time for Mariah to return to her classic, wind blowing through hair, glass shattering vocals that shot her to stardom. Yes, I do understand that the musical climate has changed and one must keep on top of those changes in order to survive. However, we can see by the evidence that was Memoirs that such tactics aren't for everybody. As new as Adele is to the game, the bitch stuck to what she knew: sitting on the nearest bar stool while belting a strong traditional pop vocal that resonated with the masses. A year plus since her last release and you still can't knock the broad of the charts.
I said all that to say this. HANG UP THE WHISPERING MARIAH! Since we have lost Nippy, it is up to you to carry the throne of modernized pop divas. It's time to give us diddies like Love Takes Time, Fantasy, and Vision of Love. Now if that means that you're going to have to marinate your vocal chords in Halls menthols, SO BE IT! Leave the asinine lyrical content the little girls. You're 42, it's time to tuck in your shoulder meat and clit print and grow up and leave Dream alone!
Thank You!
Love, The Catching-Life Family

We'll languish in the memories....