The Feature: CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story

Miss Pebbles....girl.. now that's how you goop a bitch!

I didn't know that long white trench coat wearing heffa was stumping around LaFace   Records wrecking shop like such. I know she is somewhere grinding her nails in a local coffee table after the way she was depicted. LOL.

But in all it's corniness, I have to admit that it was hard to turn away from this Vh1 venture. I think that for all of us 80s babies, especially, were able to revel in all the nostalgia. And Lil Mama of former late chop fame really turned it as Left Eye. Now I'm looking forward to 'No, No, No, No You Can't Sing With Us: The Destiny's Child Story'.  But enough chit chat.

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The Feature: The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete

The Revenge of Jennifer Hudson's stubborn edges...

But I digress....

This film has to be one of the most touching features I have seen this year. Starring Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, Anthony Mackie and a reslient performace by young Skylan Brooks as Mister and Ethan Dizon as Pete; this picture is an emotional roller coaster.

It is a coming of age story that depicts young Mister and Pete going through the summer to fend for themselves after their mothers (one played by Hudson) are taken away by the authorities. Sparks plays a former neighbor and friend to the title characters while Mackie plays the local hustler and suspected pimp of Hudson's character.

If I had to sum it up, I would say this is a story that meets the film Precious with Pursuit of Happyness. For a period, it is heavy; full of drama and despair. However, if not at the last minute, it uplifts. It's one that showcases that even when all hope seems to be lost, there is indeed light at the end of the tunnel if one fights until the end. 

Check out the trailer here:

The Feature: StereoTypes

Pharell Williams and his team over at i am OTHER didn't stop their creativity at the hilarious web series Misadventures of an Awkward Black Girl. Oh, no...
Along with a host of other unique web series offerings, I found one in particular that has brought as special joy and kiki to my life. 
StereoTypes is a series hosted by the infectious Ryan Hall. 
In it, he travels the world and gets people's opinions about race, culture, style and musical tastes. From the odd to the humorous, the responses have been legendary. 
Check out a sample below:

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Videos: Catfish The TV Show - Season 2 | Episode 15

Is it bad that......this lil bulldyke coulda still got it?

LOL. Well let me back up. For starters, miss bitch shoulda known that she wasn't talkin to no damn Bow Wow. I don't care whether he sent her $10,000 or a lifetime supply of coochie coupons. Nobody who is so adamant about who they are would be ducking in dodgin like this lil Lisa the Lesbian was.

But I will admit, I give her all props for her hustle. Any square back lesbo that's running around town dicking down the girls with a lambskin dildo just on GP is a hardworkin whore. Especially if she getting away with it.

Shoot, if I was ol girl, I might have given her a ride around the world just to see if her bark matches the bite. But I'm a slut so.....

Anyway, if you missed this cackle catch the episode below.

 

Videos: I Dream of Nene - Season 1: Episode 4

Diana is a thirsty lonely bitch....

I hate to say it but it's the truth. Her sitting up worried about who's friends with NeNe just reveals this basic cunt has nothing going on at home. This is what happens when you are dick deprived. I hate to be vulgar but it's the truth.

And Carl Winslow Greg need to get with the program with this pre-nump situation. I don't blame the brahma bull known as Nene Leakes for making ole sweaty Greg sign them papers. From previous seasons of housewives, I can tell he acted you pure fool before the initial divorce. Now he wanna act brand new since NeNe got a few of them leftover New Normal checks. If it were me, I'd cancel his shape just like that show got canceled.

And that wedding planner whore running around town talking about she built the Egyptian pyramids but can't present one wedding sketch needs to have several bus seats to nowhere.

Catch your life below.

P.S. Marlo Hampton is a pretty man....

Videos: Basketball Wives | Season 5: Episode 8

Usually, I would be catching life from Tammy's bottled up volcanic eruptions but this episode was kinda a buzz kill compared to the previous ones. However it is so interesting how you can foresee all the drama that is about to unfold before this London trip and Evelyn's sweatpants clothing line unveiling.

And why do I feel Tasha and them chiseled cheekbones are going to get twirled to the sky before the season is up? Will Suzy and her gnarled jaw line be the one to do it? I mean she already knocked off her Mary Tyler beret of her skull. Isn't a good mollywhoping the next logical step?

And is it me? (Funky Dineva voice) or does Shaunie's boyfriend seem a little suspect. I smell an escort. And it smells like $300 in cash and $50 on an EBT card. I'm just sayin...

Anyway, check out what the girls had to say for themselves below?

PS: Tammy Roman is dead ass wrong for these nail polish names, lol. 

The Feature: Jackie's Back

"Hey...who's house is this? Huh? Now you think you go to Whitney Houston's house and she has some other bitch's award on her wall?"

This is one of the many gems that decorate the reading royale that is 'Jackie's Back'. The Lifetime Television movie that premiered on the network in '99 stars Jennifer Lewis along with a host of others. In in it, Lewis plays a washed up pop diva determined to make a comeback and the downward spiral that entails.

From Whoopi Goldberg playing the jealous bitter older sister to the many celebrity appearances like Rosie O'Donnell, Liza Minelli, Sean Hayes, Diahann Carroll, and Chris Rock detailing run-ins with the the diva. This movie, directed by Robert Townsend, is a cackle from start to end. 

Catch your life below. 

Law & Order: SVU ventures into Trayvon Martin/Paula Deen Territory

Cybill Shepherd and her trans-gendered jaw asked a girl what she was doing before she stood there flatfooted and let bullets fly on the latest Law & Order: SVU episode.

The NBC staple that's known for creatively covering news headlines took time in their fifteenth season to gag the masses with the Trayvon Martin tragedy and Paula Deen debacle in one fell swoop. 

See how this tea spills below.

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I Dream of a Moose - The NeNe Leakes Show | Episode 3

Although I have had mixed feelings about, per Got 2B Real's Dionne Warwick, Nathan "NeNe" Leakes, I must say that her reality show has brought quiet joy to my life. 

Seeing Tetris block face Marlo Hampton back at her old antics and thirsty ass Diana guarding NeNe's sacred vagina with the strength of one thousand negro slaves, 'I Dream of NeNe' has definitely been one to watch. 

Did you all like the way NeNe was man-handling Greg's kids? And is it me, or does NeNe always tend to try to overpower every else's thoughts and opinions about anything. Sometimes, I find it hard to decipher what is real and what's for show. All the same it makes for great entertainment.

In case you missed it, take a gander below. 

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The Scandalous Gag: Season 3 Opener

In the words of Funky Dineva, guuuurah did you see Scandal last night? Chile! So Miss Olivia Pope must have Creme Brulee laid up in her pussy cuz bay-bay! 

Anyway, so much happened in this episode. Olivia outed as Head Whore of State, how Fitz and his evil ass wife try to handle it, and the blossoming three way alliance between the three. Oh, and the reads! Fitz leaking Olivia to "free" her from her treachery! 

If you missed it all, catch the drama below:

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