Thursday, June 26, 2014

Beyonce' stuns as Mortal Kombat fighter in 'On The Run Tour' opener.

Considering the bicycle kicks and uppercuts administered in an elevator, it was only fitting that Beyonce unveiled her take on a new Mortal Kombat character, Creola DeVille.

But I digress...

The power pair unwrapped their highly anticipated On The Run Tour last night in Miami's Sun Life Stadium and I must say, they carried.... in a good way of course. With Bee donning a fishnet mask (possibly to hide the many side eyes and pursed lips aimed at Mr. Carter) and matching body suit perched next to Jay-Z in classic trick trade get-up, it was a definitely a sight to see.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Lifetime's Whitney Houston movie: A Gag Awaits??


Is Lifetime trying to pull a fast one and give Whitney's alleged previous lesbian love affair a new life?

Well down to Lifetime Televison headquarters, Angela Bassett is in and out of meetings, rocking a pixie cut wig, casting girls for her directorial debut in the upcoming Whitney Houston biopic. Tentatively titled I Will Always Love You: The Whitney Houston Story, the film will mostly chronicle the tumultuous marriage between Whintey Houston and Bobby Brown. However, many of you may not know that outside of casting Yaya DaCosta (Next Top Model, The Butler) as the legendary songstress, there have also been other interesting choices made.

Rounding out what appears to be the main players are Arlen Escarpeta (Friday the 13th, Final Destination 5) as Bobby Brown and Yolanda Ross (Antwone Fisher, Whatever Works) as Whitney's rumored lesbian lover and former assistant Robyn Crawford.

It will be very intriguing how this project unfolds. Outside of the Houston family's dismay for such a production (claiming that such an endeavor should be a motion picture, not a television movie), the storyline of the role Robyn Crawford played in Whitney's life will be of particular interest. During the height of her career, tabloids speculated about the relationship between her and Robyn. While both have always denied a romantic affair, Whitney's own mother Cissy Houston couldn't answer as to if they were together or not in an interview with Oprah Winfrey last year.

It will be very interesting how this uncertainty will be displayed on the screen with Whitney's former Waiting to Exhale co-star Angela at the helm. I'm not sure if Ms. Bassett was as privy into Whitney's life to know too much considering they only worked together once. However, I'll definitely be glued to my screen when all is unveiled in 2015. No actual date of the film's debut has be set.

Meanwhile, I'll be researching where to audition for the role of Cissy Houston.

Repunzel, Repunzel.. Let Down Your Yak!

When NeNe Leaks gallops back onto your TV screens, it won't be no half trotting.

In homage to the local Budweiser stable, apparently Leaks told her weaver to program the discounted kanekalon tresses to serve Kentucky Derby realness. When a bitch spun her around in the chair like a Mrs. Doubtfire montage, the masses gagged at such a tragic creation.

These flame retardant fibers will be sure to make the girls choke on the words when they try to come for her on the upcoming season of RHOA. So as this moose passes you by while playfully running her fingers through this synthetic chop...don't be mad! BOOOOOOP!